June 2011
Straightening Out The Knight
Yes it’s plain and obvious,
I mean at least I knew,
That Sir Ian Mckellen was crooked,
A little bit askew.
So I was determined,
To make the knight out mine,
Even though he was sixty-four, protestant, British, and gay…
I still was set upon changeing his mind.
The greatest Shakesperian actor,
Or at least that’s what they say,
I mean he played GANDALF,
He mustn’t be gay!
So thus I went to see him,
In a new play part,
I snuck behind the stage,
So we could have a heart to heart.
I traped him in his dressing room,
And gave him a bit of a shock,
I slammed the door behind me,
And dead bolted the lock.
I stated I loved him,
He steped back in fear,
He said, “Sorry I don’t play that way,
Darling I’m a queer.”
So my plan had failed,
I was a ‘fool of a took,’
I unlocked the door and let him go,
And decided that now for David Bowie I would look.
By KT
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It annoys me when people like Draco because he’s the bad guy or he’s the cool death eater bully or because they decide he’s suave or snarky or anything like that. Okay perhaps he is some of that, perhaps he isn’t.
But if you’re going to say you like Draco, like him for what he is.
He’s a coward. He’s a rotten little boogernosed rich kid with the worst influences you could imagine, shoved into a life he didn’t pick, and forced to do things or die for the sake of his family. He was terrified out of his mind and only saw things happening one way, and so he did what he had to no matter how much it scared him.
If you like Draco, you’d better like THAT Draco, not the Draco that you think he is, not the one that everyone fantasizes him out to be in fanfictions, and NOT because you think Tom Felton is attractive.
/end rant
Prologue
John Williams
I think it would be haunting if they took the first bit of the music we ever heard… and recycled it for the track “Harry’s Sacrifice.” But - slow it down to the point where it crawls over our skin. I took the liberty of trying it out.
