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Just saw the trailer for new South Park episodes....
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Reblog this if you're older than Google.
generation-ex: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today
Oct 1st
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Look past the gender and actually see the truth:... →
linduuh: odinmm: fruitbat.: The reason I will never buy an eReader. wwehwwehponponpon: magnetsandthesun: missghoul: hiimspencer: This truly breaks my heart I pledge to read the printed word this actually really upsets me :/ Okay, I…  Goddammit world
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Reblog if you can take off your bra without taking...
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TROO LAV. A YAOI FANCITION
Uke: /OBLIGATORY UKE RESISTENCE
Seme: /OBLIGATORY SEME RAPE
Uke: \UKE FAIS
Seme: /INTENSE SEME STARE /BISHIE
Uke: B-BUT SEME-SAN..YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
Seme: NO KAWAIIUKEDESUCHAN YOU ARE WRONG
Seme: I LOVE YOU
Seme: I RAPED YOU, SO OBVIOUSLY I LOVE YOU
Uke: TH-THAT'S TRUE..BUT..
Uke: /AVERTS GAZE TEARFULLY, UNCERTAIN
Seme: /FORCEFULL KISS
Uke: /BIG, FAT UKEY BLOBS OF TEARS ROLLED DOWN
Seme: /I FIND THIS ATTRACTIVE?! /LE SEME PASSION OVERFLOWS
Uke: /PLEASE BE ROUGH EVEN IF I SEEM DELICATE AND INNOCENT I'M ACTUALLY NOT
Uke: /MORE TEARS PLZ
Seme: /BONDAGE?!
Uke: OH, N-NO../CONSTIPATED UKE FACE HERE
Seme: PFFFF
Seme: /IGNORES BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU WILL LIKE IT IN THE END
Uke: /I WON'T
Uke: /I SWEAR
Uke: /..I'LL ACT LIKE I DON'T?
Seme: /I AM SEME THEREFORE I IGNORE YOUR DESIRES
Uke: /WHAT DO I DO WITH MYSELF
Seme: /LET ME FUQ U
Uke: /B-B-BUT....
Seme: /THAT ONE SWEET MOMENT WHERE THE SEME EMBRACES THE UKE AND THEN
Seme: EVERYTHING IS OK SEXUALLY
Uke: /EVERYTHING SEXUAL IS SENSUAL
Uke: /EMBRACES BACK AND REALIZES THAT THIS IS WHERE THE UKE SHOULD BE
Seme: /ENGAGES IN PASSIONATE SEX
Uke: /MOANZ ALL NIGHT
Seme: /THIS MEANS WE'RE IN LOVE RIGHT
Uke: /WELL DUH
Seme: /MANRY GRUNTS
Uke: /WEEPY NOISES
Uke: /Y CANT HAS BONDAGE I'LL ACTT LIKE I HATE IT I SWEAR
Seme: /BONDS
Uke: /UKIEST NOISES YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR SEME EXISTENCE
Seme: /LIKES THESE GIRLY MOANS APPARENTLY
Uke: /IS INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE ACTUALLY
Seme: /THAT'S OK, I AM THRUSTING VIOLENTLY AND SOMEHOW NOT INJURING YOU
Uke: /NOTE THE FACT THAT YOUR DICK IS WILDLY LARGE TOO
Uke: /WHIMPERS @ THE INTENSE PAIN AND GRASPS THE BED SHEETS
Seme: /NOTICES YOU ARE SOMEHOW NOT BLEEDING AND ARE COMPLETELY ENJOYING THIS EVEN THOUGH IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME
Uke: /IN FACT, I AM NOT ONLY ENJOYING IT, I'M ASKING YOU TO THRUST HARDER
Seme: /DOES SO
Uke: /BITES ON BED SHEETS
Seme: /KEEPS THRUSTING BECAUSE SEMES NEVER GASM FIRST
Uke: /OH RIGHT
Uke: /GASMS ALL OVER THE PLACE
Seme: /GASMS INSIDE YOU, DOESN'T LOOK EXHAUSTED AT ALL
Uke: /WHILE ON THE OTHER HAND, IS WORN OUT AND STILL SOBBING
Seme: /MAKES OUT WITH TO CALM DOWN
Uke: /YEAH BECAUSE I REALLY NEED LESS AIR RIGHT NOW
Uke: /MAKES OUT WITH, STILL SUBMISSIVE AS FUCK
Seme: /OOPS TIME FOR ROUND 2
Uke: /UP FOR DAT, LET'S TRY IT AGAINST THE WALL
Seme: /SHOVES AGAINST WALL, DOES FROM BEHIND
Uke: B-B-BUT I WANNA SEE YOUR FACE.../GLANCES OVER SHOULDER WEEPINGLY
Seme: .....U-UKE..... /THIS IS A REALLY MOVING MOMENT /KISSES SWEETLY AND DOES FROM THE FRONT
Uke: /IS THE HAPPIEST UKE ON THE PLANET
Uke: /CRIES WHILE BEING SCREWED TO EMPHASIZE THIS
Seme: /FINDS THIS CUTE AND APPEALING IN A PARTNER
Seme: /IS IN RABBU
Uke: /MORE IN RABBU AND CLINGS TO THE PAIN-INFLICTING PARTNER DESU
Uke: /IS UNKNOWINGLY A MASOCHIST ASWELL
Seme: /AREN'T ALL UKES?
Uke: O-OH..SEME-SAN. /GASMS ONCE MORE
Uke: /UKES? MASOCHISTS? NAHH
Seme: /GASMS INSIDE AGAIN
Seme: /YOU'RE SO CUTE
Seme: /WITH ALL THOSE TEARS
Seme: /AND SNOTTY RUNNY NOSE
Uke: /YOU FORGOT MY BLUSHY FACE AND 12 YEAR OLD BODY
Seme: /THAT TOO
Seme: /BUT THAT'S A GIVEN
Seme: /PLUS YOUR GIANT ASS EYES
Uke: /AND TINY DICK
Seme: /YOUR TINY DICK IS SO CUTE DUH
Seme: /IT'S WHAT ALL GAY MEN WANT IN A PARTNER
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Oh god I think they were talking about the... →
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Reblog if you never got the name "Dr. Lipschitz"...
nineties-nickelodeon: lizacalifornia: coz all that motherfucker talked was bullshit
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