April 2012
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
ineedathneed:
oncelerismyhusbando:
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.
I already know what kinda jokes you A-holes are gonna pull.
Little curious/scared of April Fools day in the Once-ler fandom.
If you watch The Lorax backwards it's about a boy...
nuggetsandpizza:
Allow me to remind you about...
oncelerthepimp:
what if i hit the post limit kgmfog god bles omg
Watchoncelers-choice-booty:
So, I made another fanvideo today.
i regret absolutely nothing.
oncelerthepimp:
ride6:
oncelerbooty:
The...
oncelerthepimp:
greedler tries to stick his dick into oncelers booty onceler tells him thats not how you play red rover
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This is seriously my new headcanon for the... →
March 2012
i have an important announcement
screwthisnaming:
solluxsdoubledicks:
oncest octomaid tentacle porn
that is all
Where!?!?!?!?!!?
Biggering and Biggering: Just a thought... →
candy-cat:
So I went to see the Lorax again yesterday because reasons, and I noticed something.
There are these three humming fish that generally act as comic relief throughout the movie.
But later when we see all the sad sick animals sitting around all hungry and sick because of the…
fuckzach:
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
Quick Summary of the Lorax
Ted: I like chicks.
Chick: I like trees.
Ted: I'll get that bitch a tree. Bitches love trees. Hey Gramma where the fuck do I get a tree?
Gramma: Go talk to the Once-ler, he knows shit like that.
Ted: Yo Once-ler bro how the fuck do I get a tree?
Once-ler: Lemme tell you a story about trees.
Ted: Do you have to?
Once-ler: Yes. So there was this time when I had a douchebag family and then I ditched them and went off and cut down some trees to make shit with. And then this Lorax dude showed up.
Lorax: If you cut down any more trees I will cut you.
Once-ler: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Cool story bro.
Lorax: I'm sorry, by 'I will cut you' I meant I will dump you into a river and leave you to drown.
Once-ler: Woah calm thyself the fuck down bro. Jesus Christ, man. I won't cut down any more trees, happy?
Lorax: That's chill then.
Everybody: GIMME A FUCKIN THNEED I WANT ONE
Once-ler: Shit shit um hey I gotta call my douchebag family over to help.
Douchebag family: Just cut the damn trees down already you pansy.
Once-ler: Aw why the hell not. Sure thing.
Everybody: FUCKIN THNEEDS HELL YEAH
Once-ler: I'm fuckin rich this is awesome.
Lorax: What the fuck dude you promised!
Once-ler: I didn't PINKY PROMISE, douchebag, so it didn't count.
Lorax: Fuck you douchebag that's the last fuckin tree you just killed, good going. Have a goddamn tree seed, I'm out.
Douchebag family: Lol fail we're out.
Everyone: Lol I'm out man air's fuckin filthy around here.
Once-ler: What the hell do I do now. I'm just gonna lock myself up for a couple decades and not bother planting this seed thing.
Ted: So if you're not using it can I have it or what?
Once-ler: Why the hell not, man, go get that chick.
O'Hare: Woah woah everyone slow down trees will give you guys for free what I give you for 50 bucks. That's not cool man.
Ted: Nobody gives a shit, I have a fuckin tree. Move bitch, get out the way. I'm planting this fucker.
Chick: Oh, Mr. Ted, ooooh! You're so sexy, take me now! My body is ready!
Gramma: Damn straight.
Lorax: 'Bout time someone planted that damn tree. Hey Once-ler bud we're cool now, there's a tree again.
Once-ler: That's fucking awesome, man. Gimme a hug.
End
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oncelerswaifu:
owl-ler:
ondeahy:
oncecest:
It’s canon that The Once-ler’s birthday is April 22nd, which is Earth Day
real cute Dr. Suess, rEAL FUCKING CUTE
so do we like… plant a tree and chop it down immediately to celebrate both or…?
you bet we do
temporarilycheating:
vaginapocalypse:
can someone explain to me why the lorax fandom is so popular
like no disrespect i’m just wondering seriously
because like there isn’t a huge despicable me fandom or anything so i’m just
curious?????
It’s because The Once-ler is a sexy piece of ass
nailed it
triggeringbiggering:
jewishfish:
someone said make it. so
I made it.
gpoy
