1. 16:37 6th Aug 2012

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    timemachineyeah:

Me: I always wonder why there’s a penguin in Cirith Ungol. 
Roommate: That’s not a penguin!
Me: It looks like a penguin to me.
Me: Which raises the very important question:
Me: Why would a penguin want to go to Mordor?
Roommate: It’s not-
Me: I mean, Mordor doesn’t seem like a very penguin-friendly climate…
Roommate: It’s not a penguin. 
Me: Maybe it was on a penguin-quest? I would read that book. About the penguin who was also fighting the will of Sauron. 
Roommate: Except that it’s not a penguin. 
Me: I mean, the oliphaunt in the room right now is, How did that penguin get there?
Roommate: It’s not a penguin! It’s a crebain! 
Me: Don’t be stupid, crebain aren’t penguins. 
Roommate: I hate you.

    timemachineyeah:

    Me: I always wonder why there’s a penguin in Cirith Ungol. 

    Roommate: That’s not a penguin!

    Me: It looks like a penguin to me.

    Me: Which raises the very important question:

    Me: Why would a penguin want to go to Mordor?

    Roommate: It’s not-

    Me: I mean, Mordor doesn’t seem like a very penguin-friendly climate…

    Roommate: It’s not a penguin

    Me: Maybe it was on a penguin-quest? I would read that book. About the penguin who was also fighting the will of Sauron. 

    Roommate: Except that it’s not a penguin. 

    Me: I mean, the oliphaunt in the room right now is, How did that penguin get there?

    Roommate: It’s not a penguin! It’s a crebain! 

    Me: Don’t be stupid, crebain aren’t penguins. 

    Roommate: I hate you.