Me: I always wonder why there’s a penguin in Cirith Ungol.
Roommate: That’s not a penguin!
Me: It looks like a penguin to me.
Me: Which raises the very important question:
Me: Why would a penguin want to go to Mordor?
Roommate: It’s not-
Me: I mean, Mordor doesn’t seem like a very penguin-friendly climate…
Roommate: It’s not a penguin.
Me: Maybe it was on a penguin-quest? I would read that book. About the penguin who was also fighting the will of Sauron.
Roommate: Except that it’s not a penguin.
Me: I mean, the oliphaunt in the room right now is, How did that penguin get there?
Roommate: It’s not a penguin! It’s a crebain!
Me: Don’t be stupid, crebain aren’t penguins.
Roommate: I hate you.